The Master is all-knowing and all-powerful. The Master sees and controls all. And most importantly, The Master is a GIRL. The Master does not understand how she is confused with being a boy, since she posts so many girly things! It's quite confusing!
The Master is also ridiculously technologically deficient. This is why The Master's profile looks so boring.
The Master is 18 and lives with her grandparents, cause her actual parents are butt-trumpets. The Master is one of the original admins of the page, along with Ollivander, Helena Tyler, and Captain Remus. The Master is sort-of single (it's complicated), likes ocean colors, and is severely narcoleptic.