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Gryffindor is where all the people with more guts than brains go. Sure, Harry Potter was a Gryffindor but whatever.

Their mascot is a pussy. Hilarious, right?!?

House History

Godric Gryffindor had his panties in a bunch because he's like that, so he only wanted the bravest for his house. He had one blinged-out sword, so that was cool.

Famous Gryffindors

Uh, DUH. HARRY FREAKIN' POTTER. Also Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger and Neville Longbottom and some people say The Doctor but I think they're incorrect.

House Members

  • COULD BE YOU if you're more the charging in type than the thinking type.
  • River Song
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